Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Troy Keller: A Sex Offender "Too Short" on Brains




Jasper Troy Keller is a 24 year-old Cherokee, Alabama, resident who sports a tattoo reading "too short" and tells his family that he's above the law. The Colbert County District Attorney's Office tells people that Troy is someone who likes young boys...and not in any good way.


In 2016, Keller was charged in Colbert County with the First and Second Degree Sodomy of a 13 year-old boy. Those charges mean that 1) the boy was not old enough to consent even if he had wanted to and 2) the sodomy was forcible. 


It took three years, but in June of this year the wheels of justice meted out its sentence on Keller - he was allowed to plead to one charge of the Second Degree Sexual Abuse of a Minor. Now Jazzbo is on the sex offender registry for life.


Since that time, Keller has gotten on with his life, marrying an older woman with two young daughters. In February, this odd couple will be welcoming a daughter of their own. The happy sex offender also continued to work, either for pay or pats on the back, at Cherokee football games until he was reported. He told family and friends that the courts gave him special dispensation.

Troy Keller must also think Mark Zuckerberg has given him special permission to maintain a Facebook page. When FB previously removed his profile, he promptly put it back up. What else is Jazzbo doing that he shouldn't?


Parents, no matter where you live, watch your children. You don't know how many individuals out there think they're just special enough to assault them.